My Favorite Poems Part 1

Its Dark In Here...

I am writing these poems,
From inside a lion,
And its rather dark in here,
So please excuse the hand writing.
Which may not be too clear,
But this afternoon by the lion cage,
I'm afraid I got too near,
And I'm writing these lines,
From inside a lion,
And its rather dark in here

Invention...

I've done it, I've done it,
Guess what I've done,
I invented a light that plugs into the sun,
The sun is bright enough,
The bulb is strong enough,
But, Oh, there's only one thing wrong...

...The chord ain't long enough :-(